Seriously, what I'm about to tell you is not pretty. Nor will you have a lovely visual.
First off, for all of you who say there's not doubt she's Judd's little girl I want you to apply the same thought here. I'm not claiming her on this one. She's all his!
On Wednesday we had to go back to Myrtle Beach to pick up Paparazzis dirt bike (it was having some minor repairs and now hopefully it's super fast!). Reese and I tagged along with the promise of PF Chang's for dinner. Holla!
As I'm rushing through the house packing sippy cups, Cheerios, diapers, toys, DVD's and everything else that you might need to occupy a toddler, Reese was playing quietly. I now know why you worry when your child plays quietly. Just as I was about to say "Reese let's change your diaper and head out" she comes flying by me. The smell was not so good and I thought "good thing I thought to change her before we left. I'm really getting the hang of this". I soon learned why my child smelled so badly. I picked her up to put her on the changing table and noticed she had brown goopy stuff on one hand. A quick inspection showed that Reese had reached in the back of her diaper and pulled out a handful of the warm, brown goodness. I say goodness because she liked it so much she mushed it in both hands and as I look up, dreading what I would find, there is was smeared all over her face. Yep, she decided to take a little taste.
OH MY GOSH! I mean what do you do first? I'm trying not to throw up and I'm laughing which makes her laugh and try to wave her arms. We headed straight to the bathroom for a hand scrubbing and teeth brushing unlike any child has ever seen. Needless to say we got our act together and made it out the door. I treated myself to a big coffee and cookie from Port City Java. I earned it!
*There are no pictures to document this excursion. Be thankful.
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